Alice, where are you going?.... Bum Bum Bum!
Upstairs to take a bath…. So dirty!
Alice with legs like toothpicks…. Snap!
And a neck like a giraffe… raff raff raff raff raff raff raff!
Alice jumped in the water… Splash!
Alice pulled out the plug…… Oh no!
Oh, my goodness, oh my soul (in an excited voice)
There goes Alice down the hole!
Into the sewer, sewer, sewer
Which was just 3 blocks from Jones Junior High.
Three cheers for Jones Junior High!
It’s the best junior high in Toledo!
Their colors are purple and white
The purple stands for freedom
and the white stands for fight, fight, fight!
(Repeat and countdown blocks)
A oay oay (repeat)
Akopisca, (repeat)
Kopisca longa, (repeat)
Longa chumanga, (repeat)
A oay oay, (repeat)
One more time! (repeat)
Baroop went the little green froggie.
Baroop went the little green frog one day
Baroop went the little green froggie.
And his eyes went bloop, bloop, bloop.
Hand motions:
Make left and right hands in O.K. sign (index finger & thumb touching, other 3 fingers up). Turn hand so circle made by index finger and thumb go over eyes.
On the last line, when “his eyes went bloop, bloop, bloop,”, take hands off face and do hands as if flicking water off your fingertips.
While singing the song bend knees on the 1st ‘baroop” each line and on “froggie” of each line
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah, (2x)
The ants go marching one by one
The little one stops to suck his thumb
Chorus:
And they all go marching down (where?!)
To the ground, (why?!) to get out of the rain, boom, boom, boom.
Two by two...to tie his shoe.
Three by three...to climb a tree.
Four by four...to shut the door.
Five by five...to take a dive.
Six by six...to pick up sticks.
Seven by seven...to look to heaven.
Eight by eight...to shut the gate.
Nine by nine...to pick up a dime.
Ten by ten...to say: ”The end!”
Alternate: Ten by ten… Start again!
A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam,
Guli, guli, guli, guli, guli ram sam sam (repeat)
A ra-fi, a ra-fi, guli, guli, guli, guli, guli, ram sam sam
(on “guli” wiggle fingers beneath your chin, next time do the neighbor’s to the right, then the left.)
There was a bird (repeat), with a yellow bill (repeat)
Who sat upon (repeat) my windowsill (repeat)
ALL: There was a bird with a yellow bill, who sat upon
my window sill.
I lured him in with a piece of bread, And then I petted his little head.
ALL: I lured him in with a piece of bread, and then I petted his little head.
I scooped him up in a dixie cup, And then I helped that little bird up
ALL: I scooped him up in a dixie cup and then I helped that little bird up.
The moral of this story is, If you’re a bird, You can count on us
ALL: the moral of this story is, If you’re a bird you can count on us.
Alice the camel has ten humps (3x)
So go, Alice, go. Boom, boom, boom.
Alice the camel has nine humps…. Etc.
Alice the camel has no humps (3x)
Cuz Alice is a horse, of course!
Flea!
Flea Fly!
Flea Fly Flo!
Acumala acumala acumala vista!
Oh, no no no no no vista!
Itty bitty itty bitty oowah a wattabitty!
Skit skat skiddlit skiddly doo!
Aelf!
Aelf ylf!
Aelf ylf olf!
Alamuca Alamuca Alamuca atsiv!
Ho, on on on on on atsiv!
Ytti yttib Ytti yttib hawoo a yttibattaw!
Tiks taks tilddiks ylddiks ood!
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two (repeat)
A sailor from New Delhi (repeat)
Was walking around the streets of Spain (repeat)
Sellin’ hot tamales (repeat)
(chorus)
Chorus:
He said the world was roundo! (repeat)
He said it could be foundo! (repeat)
That hypothetical, calculating, son of a gun Columbo! (repeat)
Well, he walked right up to the Queen of Spain, (repeat)
And asked for ships and cargo. (repeat)
He said I’ll be a son of a gun if I don’t bring back Chicago. (repeat)
(chorus)
The first mate, the first mate, (repeat)
His rope it was a biggin (repeat)
He wrapped it twice around the mast (repeat)
And used the rest for riggin. (repeat)
(chorus)
The second mate, the second mate, (repeat)
His rope it was a short one (repeat)
He walked right up to the general’s store (repeat)
And bought himself a big one. (repeat)
(chorus)
The ships cook, the ship’s cook, (repeat)
Yes, he was a cookin’ (repeat)
He slipped a rat into the pot, (repeat)
When no one was a lookin’ (repeat)
(chorus)
1. It's cheese, cheese, cheese that makes the world go round. It's cheese, cheese, cheese that makes the world go round. It's cheese, cheese, cheese that makes the world go round. It's cheese that makes the world go round.
Chorus:
Roll me over the Ocean, roll me over the Sea,
Roll me over the ocean and the deep blue sea. Hey!
Roll me over the Ocean, roll me over the Sea,
Roll me over the ocean and the deep blue sea. Hey!
2. It’s cheese, cheese, cheese that makes the mice go round
3. It's mice, mice, mice that makes the cats go round.
4. It's cats, cats, cats that makes the dogs go round.
5. It's dogs, dogs, dogs that makes the boys go round.
6. It's boys, boys, boys that makes the girls go round.
7. It's girls, girls, girls that make the love go round.
8. It's love, love, love that makes the world go round.
9. It’s cheese that makes the world go round.
1. There was a great big moose (repeat)
He liked to drink a lot of juice (repeat)
There was a great big moose (repeat)
He liked to drink a lot of juice (repeat)
(chorus)
Chorus:
Hubba hey-ey!
Hubba hubba hubba hey!
2. The moose's name was Fred (repeat)
He liked to drink his juice in bed (repeat)
The moose's name was Fred (repeat)
He liked to drink his juice in bed (repeat)
(chorus)
3. He drank his juice with care (repeat)
Until he spilled some in his hair (repeat)
He drank his juice with care (repeat)
Until he spilled some in his hair (repeat)
(chorus)
4. Now he’s a sticky moose (repeat)
Who’s all covered in juice (repeat)
Now he’s a sticky moose (repeat)
Who’s all covered in juice (repeat)
(chorus)
Chorus:
Oh, Oh, The Rattlin' Bog, the bog down in the valley-Oh (x 2)
And in that bog there was a tree
What kind of tree? A rattlin' tree!
The tree in the bog
And the bog down in the valley-Oh
(Chorus)
And on that tree there was a limb
What kind of limb? A rattlin' limb!
The limb on the tree
The tree in the bog
And the bog down in the valley-Oh (Chorus)
1. Tree in the bog
2. Limb on the tree
3. Branch on the limb
4. Twig on the branch
5. Nest on the twig
6. Egg in the nest
7. Bird on the egg
8. Feather on the bird
9. Flea on the feather
Chorus:
Hump, dee dump, hump, hump, dee dumpty dumpty (x 2)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men said
Huh! Ain’t that funky now?! (chorus)
Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that mary went she said
Huh! Ain’t that funky now?! (chorus)
Repeat using different nursery rhymes for each verse
Pat hands on your legs, then clap, in time to chant
Boy am I ENTHUSTIASTIC!
H-A-P-P-Y! I love Cub Scouts!
In a cabin by the woods,
A little old man by the window stood,
Saw a rabbit hopping by,
Frightened as can be!
“Help me, help me, help me” he said
“Before the hunter shoots me dead.”
Come little rabbit, come with me!
Happy we will be!
(Like B-I-N-G-O, drop out a line every time, starting with the last line, and only include the hand motions)
Bananas of the world - unite!
Peel bananas! Peel, peel bananas!
Peel bananas! Peel, peel bananas!
Go bananas! Go, go bananas!
Go bananas! Go, go bananas!
Chorus:
Way down yonder, not so far off (repeat)
A bluejay died of a whooping cough (repeat)
Well he whooped and he whooped and he whooped all day(repeat)
Well he whooped his head and his tail away (repeat)
2nd verse same as the first,
Except a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!!! (repeat)
(chorus)
3rd verse same as the first,
Except a whole lot softer and a whole lot worse!!! (repeat)
(chorus)
4th verse same as the first,
Except a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!!! (repeat)
(chorus)
(All you gotta do, is do as I do, and say as I say)
I said a boom chicka boom! (repeat)
I said a boom chicka boom! (repeat)
I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chika boom! (repeat)
Uh-huh! (repeat). Oh, Yeah! (repeat)
One more time! (repeat). Janitorial Style! (repeat)
I said a broom sweepa broom! (repeat)
I said a broom sweepa broom! (repeat)
I said a broom sweepa moppa sweepa moppa sweepa broom! (repeat)
Uh-huh! (repeat). Oh, Yeah! (repeat)
One more time! (repeat). Arnold Swartzenager Style!
I said a voom chicka voom! (repeat)
I said a voom chicka voom! (repeat)
I said a voom like a rocka like a rocka chicka voom! (repeat)
Uh-huh! (repeat). Oh, Yeah! (repeat)
One more time! (repeat)
(Other versus may include Underwater style, Harley-Davidson Style, Valley-girl style, Astronaut style, Rambo style.)
(Tune: Banana Boat Song)
Chorus:
Day old, daaay old, day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day old…...
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine.
Work all day in the donut shop
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine
Some are filled with jelly, some are glazed on top
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. (chorus)
Come Mr. Policeman, buy my aging pastry
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine
They may be cheap, but they’re not very tasty,
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. (chorus)
Half dozen, whole dozen, buy a whole bunch
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine
Put them down at breakfast, bring them up at lunch
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine. (chorus)
Once there was a donut, boy was it humongous
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine
Took a bite, found it full of fungus
Day old donuts for one ninety-nine (chorus)
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stand up when they are dry?
Can you signal to your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Can you soar and can you glide?
Can you hike the Grand Canyon
While you’re touching both the sides?
Do they get nice and sore
When you’re walking through the door?
Do your ears hang wide?
DOG! (repeat)
DOG, CAT! (repeat)
DOG, CAT, MOUSE! (repeat)
Itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, itsy bitsy Froggies (repeat)
Jump, jump, jump, little Froggies (repeat)
Flees and flies scrum-didly-icious!
FROGGIES! (repeat)
Pat hands on your legs, then clap, in time to chant.
Now, do it faster...faster...faster...then light speed...then warp speed… clapping fast to get ready, then jump up and yell—FROGGIES!
Chorus:
Father Abraham, had seven sons. And seven sons had Father
Abraham. And they never laughed, and they never cried. All they did was go like this:
1. With their right hand! (chorus)
2. With their right hand!
With their left hand! (chorus)
3. With their right hand!
With their left hand!
With their right foot! (chorus)
4. With their right hand!
With their left hand!
With their right foot!
With their left foot! (chorus)
5. With their right hand!
With their left hand!
With their right foot!
With their left foot!
With their head! (chorus)
6. With their right hand!
With their left hand!
With their right foot!
With their left foot!
With their head!
All around! (chorus)
The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up the hill
And then he marched them down again.
And when they’re up they’re up
And when they’re down they’re down
And when they’re only half way up
They’re neither up or down.
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a farm and I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a horse and I called my horse “RED of course”!
And I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a truck and I called my truck “Outta Luck”.
And I called my horse “RED of course”!
And I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a cow and I called my cow “No Milk Now”.
And I called my truck “Outta Luck”.
And I called my horse “RED of course”!
And I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a wife and I called my wife “Love of My Life”.
And I called my cow “No Milk Now”.
And I called my truck “Outta Luck”.
And I called my horse “RED of course”!
And I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
When I first came to this land, I was not a wealthy man.
So I got myself a son and I called my son “Lotsa Fun”.
And I called my wife “Love of My Life”.
And I called my cow “No Milk Now”.
And I called my truck “Outta Luck”.
And I called my horse “RED of course”!
And I called my farm “Muscle Arm”.
And the land was sweet and good (clap). And I did what I could (clap).
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald, McDonalds
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald, McDonalds
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
A Burger King, a Burger King
Long John Silvers and a Burger King
A Burger King, a Burger King
Long John Silvers and a Burger King
Red Lobster, Red Lobster
Long John Silvers and a Burger King
Red Lobster, Red Lobster
Long John Silvers and a Burger King
A Dairy Queen, a Dairy Queen
Chucky Cheese and a Dairy Queen
A Dairy Queen, a Dairy Queen
Chucky Cheese and a Dairy Queen
Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers
Chucky Cheese and a Dairy Queen
Roy Rogers, Roy Rogers
Chucky Cheese and a Dairy Queen
A Jabba the Hut, a Jabba the Hut,
A Luke Sky Walker and a Jabba the Hut
A Jabba the Hut, a Jabba the Hut,
A Luke Sky Walker and a Jabba the Hut
Darth Vader, Darth Vader
A Luke Sky Walker and a Jabba the Hut
Darth Vader, Darth Vader
A Luke Sky Walker and a Jabba the Hut
The Dixie Chicks, the Dixie Chicks
Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks
The Dixie Chicks, the Dixie Chicks
Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks
Faith Hill, Faith Hill
Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks
Faith Hill, Faith Hill
Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks
Actions
Pizza Hut - Make shape of a hut in the air
Kentucky Fried- Flap elbows up and down in the manner of a
demented chicken
McDonalds - Make arches with hands
Burger King - Put hands on head with fingers up to make a crown
Long John Silver - mimic sword fighting
Red Lobster - hold up arms and bring fingers down on thumbs like lobster claws snapping
Dairy Queen - mimic milking a cow
Chuck E. Cheese - mimic throwing up a pizza
Jabba the Hut – make the shape of a big belly
Luke Skywalker – act like you have a light saber
Darth Vader – put hand over face like a mask
(Tune: If You’re Happy and You Know it)
Chorus:
It’s a lie, it’s a lie, oh, it’s a lie.
Ship ahoy, ship ahay, ship a hi, hi, hi.
I have sailed the seven seas
And I’ve sniffed the salty breeze
But I never, never, ever saw a mermaid—A mermaid?
I was born a hundred thousand years ago
And there’s nothing in this world that I don’t know.
I saw Peter, Paul and Moses playing ring around the roses,
I can lick the guy who says it isn’t so. (chorus)
I was there when Satan looked the garden o’er,
I saw Adam and Eve a’driven from the door.
I was round the corner peekin’ at the apple they were eatin’
I can prove I was the guy who ate the core. (chorus)
I was there when Caesar crossed the Rubicon,
I’m the guy who built the raft he crossed it on.
I saw Nero burning Rome and Hannibal at home.
I even saw the fall of Babylon. (chorus)
I saw Washington afloat a cake of ice.
I saw Sherman, Lee and Grant a’shakin’ dice.
I saw Roosevelt’s great laugh that split his face in half.
While Pershing set a trap for German mice. (chorus)
I saw Jonah when he shoved off in the whale,
And I thought he’d never live to tell the tale,
But old Jonah’s eaten garlic, so he gave the whale a colic,
And he coughed him up and let him out of jail. (chorus)
You may think that all this bunk, it isn’t true,
But what diff’rence does it really make to you?
I’ve been feeding you this line just to pass away the time,
And now I’m going to quit because I’m through. (chorus)